Wednesday, 24 August 2011

post 54 : jokes of the day...

sory guys theres ton of reason y i didnt updates my blog....
byk sgt prob lately ngan tak berapa shat nye...
so sbb ari nie aku sgt sad....sad.....sad......
aku amik kptsan tuk appy kan dri aku ngan joke..
nie tuk korang,,,,,

1. Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters mother-in-law they come out to woman hitler

2.boy: Mom, when im older, im gonna go to the moon!
Mom: Im afraid your too late son. NASA dosnt send the monkeys anymore

Exams Should Be Given On
Mobiles Instead Of Sheets


Coz today's Students Have More
Typing Speed Dan Writing Speed. . .:P
4.Daughter - iPod..
Son - iPhone..
Mom - iPad..
Dad - i Pay !! =P =(

5.what is the moral of the movie "3 idiots"?............answer: u have to b an idiot in ur early days in order to b successfull in future.

6.If all girls on facebook were half as pretty as the people on their profile pictures, there would be no Gays in the world.

7.quiting facebook is the adult version of runing away from
home, we all know u are doing it 4 attention and we all know that you'll be back

8.Sales Girl: Sorry sir, you can't smoke here.

Customer: But I bought the cigarette from this shop.

Sales Girl: We sell condoms also but it doesn't mean you can start fucking here

9.A Man threw his
Wife in a Pond Full of Crocodiles ..

He is now facing Trial in a Court
for being Cruel to Animals

10.For you men who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember... that's where the knives are kept.

11.Google must be a woman, it knows everything

12.A Kid With His
Mom On
The Way To Home Saw A
Couple Kissing On The Road. . .
He Shouted: Look Mom, Look
That Boy And Girl Are Fighting
For A Chewing Gum !!

13.When we were children, our parents used to be happy when we slept. Now they think we are lazy. -.-

14.Wife: Where the hell are you?
Husband: You know that jewellery shop, where you found that necklace you fell in love with?
Wife: Omg, yes! ♥
Husband: Yeah, I'm in the pub next door to it.

15.To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research

Physics wud be much easy if

Da tree itself had fallen on Newton
Very Effective Warning : ;D

A Husband Gave The
Keys Of His New Car
To His Wife With A

If You Cause An
Accident , The
Newspaper Will
Print Your
A G E" :

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